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Stack of Documents

from The Power of the Crystals by The Missing Teens

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Remember: you can't be sexy all the time. Sometimes, you need to get faced on Scotch and watch "Patton" with your inner Richard Nixon.

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Here's a stack of documents that needs profiling
Here's my collection of multi-colored binder clips
Here's the secretary who doesn't know what she's talking about
She can't even use microsoft outlook
And here's the mailman who talks to me about the mossad
Or alternately, large predators of the nature world
Sometimes he tells me about female staff members he'd like to sleep with
And I get that picture in my head and I can't get rid of it
I am working hard on this stack of documents
Trying to do some damage to this stack of documents
Try to work through my mid-afternoon horniness
Get at least half-way done with this stack of documents
Something in this office is making me allergic
I can't stop sneezing, should I take a benadryl
Or should I just slip away during my lunch hour
And grab myself a cheap margarita
And then back to work on this stack of documents
Get 'em into the database, this stack of documents
Try not to focus on this mid-afternoon horiness
The matter at hand is this stack of documents

Why haven't either of the Cheryls noticed my new haircut
It is much shorter than the hair that I prefer
Maybe now they'll let me address a staff meeting
So I teach these people how to use a goddamn computer

They say this train will be moving momentarily
And that there is another one immediately behind it
Oh no - I forgot to charge my iPod
I'll just have to stare vacantly into the distance
Back home, the cat has vomited upon the floor again
Clean up it, and pour myself a cocktail
Cocktail's finished, oh no, it's way past my bedtime
Gotta go to sleep so I can wake up in the morning
And get back to work on this stack of documents
Show 'em how it's done... stack of documents
Feel so angry and tired, oh mid-afternoon horniness
Get to work on another stack of documents
Where's my promotion! stack of documents
This data don't enter itself! stack of documents
Who's this new secretary? mid-afternoon horniness
Now I'm fat and sweaty... stack of documents
It's not cool... stack of documents
It's not smooth... stack of documents
Forgot to pack a lunch! Shit! mid-afternoon horniness
Time to burn burn burn through this stack of documents
It's invincible...stack of documents
Undefeatable... stack of documents
Time immemorial... mid-afternoon horniness
Nothing special... stack of documents
Gets the better of me... stack of documents
The final victor is this stack of documents
Too tired to bother with mid-afternoon horiness
This train will be moving momentarily...

credits

from The Power of the Crystals, released November 1, 2011
Written by the Missing Teens
James Call - vocals, lyrics, keyboards
DJ Pu Yi - keyboards
Spencer Chakedis - guitars, background vocals
David Tirolo - bass, background vocals
Dan Gottesman - drums
Dave Schnug - sax
Brer Brian - trumpets
Jamie Stellini - background vocals
Quin Gordon - background vocals
Recorded at the Kennel in Brooklyn by James Pertusi
Mastered by Alan Douches at West West Side Music

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The Missing Teens Queens, New York

THE MISSING TEENS have risen like a Phoenix from the Hudson, to strip indie rock of its independence, and haul it away in chains. The aggression of Punk mixed with the marketability of Beyoncé makes The Missing Teens rock’s only hope in this dark hour. The MT have earned favorable comparisons to DEVO and the Talking Heads and have sworn to take their deranged revenge on a world awash in slack rock ... more

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