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I just to show you I'm not a hard-hearted man: she was beautiful. She was the best piece of ass I've ever had. And I've had 'em. ALL OVER THE WORRRRLD!

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You can act like a man - you can bury your head in the sand
You can act like a man - you can slice and dice, you can wheel of fortune
You can act like a man - you can drive your SUV through a field of stand-up comedy mines
You can call it like you see it - you can act like a man
You can stand on a cliff, overlooking a lake,
Your hair blowing majestically in the wind, man's best friend besides you
A cold beer in your hand - you can act... like a man

You can act like a woman - you can bake cookies in the shape of "I don't love you anymore."
You can act like a woman - 4 hotels on Park Place. No parking.
You can act like a woman - you can tell me where I get off
You can have your cake and discuss the issues with it too. You can have your family and eat it.
You can act... like a woman

You can act like a man - you can make a personal check out to poetry
You can act like a man - you can call it like you see it. Vintage this, vintage that.
You can act like a man - you can donate your superbowl commercials to charity, to the starving children of Haiti
You can act like a man - you can make the fields run red with 5-hour energy drinks
You can act like a man - you can watch the game from a base in outer space,
And when the whole planet blows up, you can laugh, you can call them all fags,
You can do it on demand...
You can act... like a man!

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from The Power of the Crystals, released November 1, 2011
Written by the Missing Teens
James Call - vocals, lyrics, keyboards/sequencing
DJ Pu Yi - keyboards
Spencer Chakedis - guitars
James Pertusi - bass, lead engineer
Dan Gottesman - drums
Dave Schnug - sax
Brer Brian - trumpets
Recorded at the Kennel in Brooklyn. Lead Engineer: James Pertusi
Mastered by Alan Douches at West West Side Music

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The Missing Teens Queens, New York

THE MISSING TEENS have risen like a Phoenix from the Hudson, to strip indie rock of its independence, and haul it away in chains. The aggression of Punk mixed with the marketability of Beyoncé makes The Missing Teens rock’s only hope in this dark hour. The MT have earned favorable comparisons to DEVO and the Talking Heads and have sworn to take their deranged revenge on a world awash in slack rock ... more

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